I can hold the world, but can I handle this Monday? | Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee
I can hold the world, but can I handle this Monday? | Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee
Even a Titan Needs a Break: The Official Atlas Anti-Monday Manifesto (Tee Included)
Look, I get it. You think holding the world on your shoulders is tough? Try doing it for millennia. The backaches are a nightmare, the constellations keep rearranging themselves, and don't even get me started on the tourists taking selfies with my butt.
But honestly? Mondays? Those are a whole other level of torture. The weight of the world suddenly feels twice as heavy,the stars seem dimmer, and even ambrosia tastes like stale oatmeal.
This here tee? It's a declaration of solidarity. A battle cry for the weary souls out there who, like me, despise Mondays with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. Plus, the coffee stain? That's a badge of honor, a testament to the relentless fight against the Monday blues.
So join the resistance. Grab a tee, grab a coffee (seriously, you'll need it), and let the world know: even Atlas needs a break.
The kids heavy cotton tee is perfect for everyday use. The fabric is 100% cotton for solid colors. Polyester is included for heather-color variants. These fabrics are prime materials for printing. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. The collar is curl resistant due to ribbed knitting. There are no seams along the sides.
.: Made with 100%, midweight (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), US cotton that feels soft to the touch and a great choice for any season.
.: The crew neckline along with the tee's classic fit, deliver a timeless style that is perfect for daily use.
.: All t-shirts come with pearlized, tear-away labels for total comfort and a scratch-free experience.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
XS | S | M | L | XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in | 16.14 | 16.93 | 18.11 | 18.90 | 20.08 |
Length, in | 20.47 | 22.05 | 23.62 | 25.20 | 26.38 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 13.39 | 14.17 | 15.35 | 16.14 | 17.32 |
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