Even a Titan Needs a Break: The Official Atlas Anti-Monday Manifesto (Phone Case Included)
Look, I get it. You think holding the world on your shoulders is tough? Try doing it for millennia. The backaches are a nightmare, the constellations keep rearranging themselves, and don't even get me started on the tourists taking selfies with my butt.
But honestly? Mondays? Those are a whole other level of torture. The weight of the world suddenly feels twice as heavy,the stars seem dimmer, and even ambrosia tastes like stale oatmeal.
This here case? It's a declaration of solidarity. A battle cry for the weary souls out there who, like me, despise Mondays with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. Plus, the coffee stain? That's a badge of honor, a testament to the relentless fight against the Monday blues.
So join the resistance. Grab a case, grab a coffee (seriously, you'll need it), and let the world know: even Atlas needs a break.
When aesthetics meet function, this custom magnetic tough case is born. Equipped with an outer polycarbonate shell and inner black TPU lining, this case delivers robust protection thanks to its durable, flexible, impact-resistant nature. Available in a matte or glossy finish, each case comes with an embedded magnet to enhance compatibility with Apple MagSafe® accessories and a stunning print that fully wraps around your case's exterior.
.: Dual layer case for extra durability and protection
.: Materials: 100% polycarbonate (shell), black cushioned inner TPU lining (slight variations in color/texture are possible)
.: Available in matte or glossy premium protective finish
.: Full-wrap print on exterior surfaces
.: Embedded magnet to enhance compatibility with Apple MagSafe® accessories (compatibility not guaranteed with non-Apple brand chargers)
.: Durable, flexible and impact resistant
