Sudsy SOS: My Soap Addiction Has Gone Too Far | Cotton Canvas Tote Bag

Hey friends, fellow germophobes, and anyone who's ever gotten a little too enthusiastic with the loofah. I come to you today not with a product pitch, but with a plea for intervention. You see, I have a problem. A sudsy, squeaky-clean kind of problem.

It all started innocently enough. A love for the fresh, invigorating feeling of a good scrub. But somewhere along the line, things escalated. The once-a-day shower turned into a multi-bar marathon. My bathroom now resembles a bubble bath factory!

The point is, I've hit rock bottom. My hands are perpetually pruney, and the only thing "fresh" about me is the constant fear of spontaneous combustion from all this friction. (Dramatic gasp!)

That's where YOU come in. I need an intervention. Not the therapy kind (although, maybe...), but the "hey, put the bar down and sport this awesome tote" kind.

This sudsy tote bag isn't just any tote; it's a lifeline. A hilarious, graphic declaration of my struggle, delivered with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor. Because sometimes, all you can do when you're drowning in suds is laugh. 

This 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15" x 16"– perfect for everyday wear. While the canvas material will show off your designs in great colors, it's durable and will last for years. The bag features 20" handles (made from the same canvas), making it easy to carry even with a week's worth of shopping.

.: 100% cotton canvas
.: Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))
.: Sewn-in label
.: Available in natural and black colors