Greetings, Earthlings! Blork here, on an intergalactic research mission to your peculiar little planet. Let me tell you, it's been an eye-opener (well, three eye-openers in my case).
I've encountered bioluminescent bunnies, flightless birds that mimic human speech (though mostly just squawk about wanting "seeds"), and hairy bipedal creatures that chase frisbees with alarming enthusiasm.
These hairy bipedals, however, pose a bit of a problem. Seems they're really into shining bright lights in the sky and scooping up unsuspecting beings like myself. Not cool, Earthlings!
That's why I'm sporting this smashing tee that says "I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE." Believe in what, you ask? Well, mostly that you won't mistake me for your next science experiment. But also, that there's more to this planet than meets the eye (or three eyes).
So, Earthlings, do your part in first contact fashion. Sport this tee and spread the message: let's choose to believe in understanding, not abduction!
(P.S. Seriously, those flashing lights scare the bejeebers out of me.)
By the way, this "I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE" phone case is available on our website in a variety of colors and fits perfectly on both human and extraterrestrial anatomies!
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.: Dual layer case for extra durability and protection
.: Materials: 100% polycarbonate (shell), black cushioned inner TPU lining (slight variations in color/texture are possible)
.: Available in matte or glossy premium protective finish
.: Full-wrap print on exterior surfaces
.: Embedded magnet to enhance compatibility with MagSafe® accessories (compatibility not guaranteed with non-Apple brand chargers)
.: Durable, flexible and impact resistant
