Running Out Of Coffee Might Have To Choose Violence Later | Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
Running Out Of Coffee Might Have To Choose Violence Later | Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
I never ask for much on set—just some peace and quiet, and my coffee. That first cup is the only thing that keeps me grounded, something to calm the storm that rages inside. But today, as I stare into my empty coffee pot, the realization hits me like a machete to the gut: there's no coffee left. Not a drop. I can feel the anger rising, like a slow burn in my chest, and I know it's only a matter of time before it takes over.
I try to tell myself to stay calm, to keep it together, but every little thing is starting to get under my skin. The constant noise, the way people keep looking at me like they're waiting for something bad to happen—without my coffee, I’m on edge, and they have no idea just how close I am to snapping. I glance over at the chainsaw in the corner, and for a split second, the idea of just letting loose crosses my mind. But I take a deep breath and push the thought away. Not yet.
As I pull on my mask and grab the chainsaw, I tell myself I can make it through the day. But deep down, I know the truth: if someone doesn’t bring me coffee soon, they might just see the side of me they've all been dreading. For now, I’ll keep it together. But later? Well, let's just hope someone remembers to brew a fresh pot, or I may just have to choose violence.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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